I barely slept. I was NOT in the mood for ANYTHING this morning. WK got up at 6am to go the the gym and if FELT like he was being noisy on purpose and he came to hug me and I just waved him away and I'm sure I mumbled something like "Get the hell out of here". I tried getting back to sleep before I had to get up for work, but it never got into that deep refreshing sleep.
Anyways, I was walking to work. I pass a highschool on my way, and there is a daycare in the building next to it. So highschoolers and very little kids are walking in the area. On either side of the road there is a woman with a 3'x5' sign with an enlarged aborted fetus on it and some kind of extreme slogan. (See second sentence of this post).
As I approach the woman she asks if I would like a pamphlet I say "No thank you". She uses the sign to block the sidewalk and says "But you ARE anti-abortion right? You wouldn't be FOR killing BABIES would you?" (See second sentence of this post).
Actually I get pregnant as often as I can because these nice scientists fly me out to France to kill my baby and they pay me so they can keep the stem cells to play God. I do it about 3 times a year and I'll never have to get a job!
Why would you SAY such a thing?
Because I'm the DEVIL! *wiggles fingers above head to mimic horns*